bastard (legally)

my favorite thing about griffin as a dm is that he taught himself how to write and produce original music for taz but refused to learn the 5e ability checks

I'm still drawing my durge being justifiably hateable and wearing lil outfits uhhh also trying to get good at drawing orin and gortash. They are funny and make me laugh

I said earlier I wanted to include gortash in comics, he works well into my belief that the durge storyline is a comedy.

[BG3] our dark urge Pearl you will be missed

everyone talks about the gay weird al and eminem clip but no one talks about this comedy gold

ok shingo was one thing, njpw. but this motherfucker is NOT a junior heavyweight

Remember mom doesn't want us too close to the water when she's fishing, I got you tho.

explore

Karlach stole my heart

Myrkul's chosen.

he had his “there's no other vampire like me in the realm” speech and yet refuses to cross cause water hurt

GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re always telling me to remember my manners!!! you should too!!” and i was cracking up

and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old

Imagine being a side character in the freaky Friday reboot and not even knowing it

this is the only funny thing anyone has added to this fucking post

can’t play the game but at least i can doodle some fanart </3

I don't want Baldur's Gate 3 DLC I want Larian to keep adding in unfinished scenes and finishing dropped quest lines and open up the upper city and give us all the anime style filler episode content we can handle for eternity until they run out of updates to give

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Succession style intro